A recently had an interesting date, to say the least, and thought I would share it with you. I met this guy on-line and after talking for a couple of weeks or so, we decided to meet at a local Mexican Restaurant in the area.
Me: “So tell me a little about yourself.”
Samurai: “Okay, well I was raised in the area, I don’t drink alcohol and I am into old swords and stuff.”
Waitress walks up to the table. Waitress: “What can I get for you?”
Me: “I will have a Strawberry Margarita”
Samurai: “I will have a Bud Light.” Waitress leaves ..
Me: “I thought you said you didn’t drink?”
Samurai: “Oh well, I don’t. I used to but I quick a while back. I just thought I would be nice and have a drink with you.”
Me: “Ohhkay …you didn’t have to do that, if you don’t drink it is fine …but thanks.”
Samurai: “Anyway back to me. I was telling you I like swords. I collect them. I have some really nice ones that are pretty old.”
About 30 minutes later and he is still talking about himself, he has not asked one question about me. I am on my 2nd and last drink and he is on his 6th beer!! Remember he doesn’t drink, only got one to make me feel better.
Samurai: “Did you know that I am a Samurai Warrior?”
Samurai: “Yes, not only do I collect swords but I believe I am a Samurai Warrior from the past. I believe I am reincarnated or something. I believe I have special powers …u know I can make people do what I want. Other people sense it to. Look around you ..notice people are looking at me …they keep staring at me. They are envious of my power. I feel it when I touch the swords. I am a warrior and they know it, they can see it, tell that I am a warrior!”
No one is looking at him …no one at all. I get up from the table.
Samurai: “Where are you going? Did I say something? You don’t believe me?”
Me: “I suddenly remembered that I need to go polish my Wonder Woman Cape.”
Well that was a winner date! Right …haha, not! 😉
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